The Red Banner
All Conscripts are encouraged to read and understand the Commissar’s latest guidance. Those of you who can recite the list of current enemies of the state will receive a complimentary
orange ! (The Commissar knows some you may have dental problems…)
UPDATE: Exciting news! The prize for reciting the new, updated enemies list has been upgraded to a banana ! That’s right, instead of paying $150,000 for a modern art exhibit, you can get it issued to you for successfully completing a simple task.
Even better, why not demonstrate your basic writing skills and share with your fellow Conscripts a story of your last victory (or defeat)? Use the Contact page to send the Editorial Committee your a great article, and you may earn a coveted spot in our internationally recognized fanzine!
Recently re-discovered in the bowels of the internet, to which they had been banished during the last Purge, these gems of ASL goodness languished. Now that the Troika has been rehabilitated by the Central Committee, their good works are good again. New Conscripts can learn from their predecessors while enjoying the charm and wit of Major Tom and the Troika. Enjoy!